Do you want to know what goes through my mind at between 1 and 2:30am when I am holding a really cute baby who inexplicably all of a sudden just wants to sleep in your arms, as opposed to all the all-night long sleeping she'd been doing all by herself in her own crib?

I will tell you. I think, "I bet I could get a lot of money for this kid on ebay. She's very cute, and some people are desperate for this."